Okay. The bet is on. Can Udo play a guitar solo while hopping on one leg and reciting Shakespeare? Nope. He can’t. A total disaster. Good that Kupsu placed those empty beer bottles in Udos corner for him to trip over. Didn’t see that one coming, did he?
In dark times you need bright meassures! No way we’re going back to the boring old lights on the ceiling. We want disco! And thanks to the modern advantages of online shopping we now have a great assortment of glowing, flashing light equipment. Okay, sometimes it smells a bit like burnt plastic and causes buzzing and fizzing on the amps. But it just looks so cool!
So we figured out that we’re like totally in style nowadays: All those retro sneakers out there: Yea. We still know when the originals hit the stores ages ago. No better time for comparing footwear than our pow wows between sets. Coz sometimes you have to figure shit out: Was everything loud enough? Who could be louder? Was anyone to quiet? All important questions! Then move on to: What’s the name of that song Funkh and what the hell are you singing about? Was Udo’s solo long enough? Does Kupsu have enough beer? Where is the next gas station?
Remember guys: When rehearsing in the summertime it is essential to take breaks and have a drink. Good to know you’re all safe and cozy because Udo knows all about checking walls! This one, for instance, is too thin! It lets in huuuuuuge amounts of really bad sound radiation from the guys next door! A total desaster. Sad! Luckily Udo always knows a soloution: Turn up the amps dudes!